what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
JESUS IM DYING
I’m just wondering how it would air….
Never read it, won’t see it. I have a better imagination than what’s in that book. >;)
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…
Wow get help.
listening to indie music is too mainstream now. i mostly listen to animal sounds and the sound of electricity blowing out.
"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
and like, outside the bible, in the real world, where born kids die and are even ACTUALLY murdered every day
"do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like?"
is one of the best arguments
so i’m just sitting here, on ma laptop, on tumblr
the apple tv is on, and my parents are in the room, watching the photo stream, which all of our phones are connected to. and they’re doing the usual: ahh, remember that darling, aren’t the kids so cute there! type thing.
then they stop and its too silent
i look up and realise in horror that this picture in on the telly
and my parents are like
and i’m like
but on the inside, i’m like…
This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
how the fuck did they film that scene
they threw a radio at his face
#what a time to be fucking alive
me during the purge: (breaks all the strange and dated laws that police don't really enforce anymore. like that bullshit about not being able to keep a donkey in your bathtub? it's time to truly live.)
so here’s some weird Corgi mixes